NEVER LOVE A SOFTWARE GIRL :P [JOKE]

Never  marry  a Testing girl since she always doubts U. 

Never  marry  a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key .

Never  marry  a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.

Never  marry  a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.

Never  marry  a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.

Never  marry  a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.

Never  marry   a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core.

Never  marry  a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u as rascal.

Never  marry  a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.

Never  marry  a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles .

Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE FAMILY     
 

IF YOU MARRY A GIRL FROM A "HARD"WARE FAMILY, THEN...........................

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Dussehra

Durga, in Sanskrit means "She who is incomprehensible or difficult to reach." Goddess Durga is a form of Shakti worshiped for her gracious as well as terrifying aspect. Mother of the Universe, she represents the infinite power of the universe and is a symbol of a female dynamism. The manifestation of Goddess Durga is said to emerge from Her formless essence and the two are inseparable. She is also called by many other names, such as Parvati, Ambika, and Kali. In the form of Parvati, She is known as the divine spouse of Lord Shiva and is the mother of Her two sons, Ganesha and Karttikeya, and daughter Jyoti. Destroyer of demons, she is worshiped during an annual festival called Durga puja, Wishing you all Happy Durga Puja!!! Navratri Navratri, the festival of nights, lasts for 9 days with three days each devoted to worship of Ma Durga, the Goddess of Valor, Ma Lakshmi, the Goddess of Wealth and Ma Saraswati, the Goddess of Knowledge. During the nine days of Navratri, feasting and fasting take precedence over all normal daily activities amongst the Hindus. Evenings give rise to the religious dances in order to worhip Goddess Durga Maa. 1st - 3rd day of Navratri  On the first day of the Navaratras, a small bed of mud is prepared in the puja room of the house and barley seeds are sown on it. On the tenth day, the shoots are about 3 - 5 inches in length.. After the puja, these seedlings are pulled out and given to devotees as a blessing from god. These initial days are dedicated to Durga Maa, the Goddess of power and energy. Her various manifestations, Kumari, Parvati and Kali are all worshipped during these days. They represent the three different classes of womanhood that include the child, the young girl and the mature woman. 4th - 6th day of Navratri  During these days, Lakshmi Maa, the Goddess of peace and prosperity is worshipped. On the fifth day which is known as Lalita Panchami, it is traditional, to gather and display all literature available in the?house, light a lamp or 'diya' to invoke Saraswati Maa, the Goddess of knowledge and art. 7th - 8th day of Navratri  These final days belong to Saraswati Maa who is worshipped to acquire the spiritual knowledge. This in turn will free us from all earthly bondage. But on the 8th day of this colourful festival, yagna (holy fire) is performed. Ghee (clarified butter), kheer (rice pudding) and sesame seeds form the holy offering to Goddess Durga Maa. Mahanavami  The festival of Navratri culminates in Mahanavami. On this day Kanya Puja is performed. Nine young girls representing the nine forms of Goddess Durga are worshiped. Their feet are washed as a mark of respect for the Goddess and then they are offered new clothes as gifts by the worshiper. This ritual is performed in most parts of the country May Mata Rani Bless us All!!!

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2. Whenever You Fall, Pick Something Up... 

3. No One Can Climb The Ladder Of Success, With Both Hands In The Pocket... 

4. I Am A Slow Walker But I Never Walked Back... 

5. Tough Times Never Last, But Tough People Do... 

6. A Winner Never Quits & A Quitter Never Wins... 

7. Not Failure, But Low Aim Is A Crime... 

8. Your Aspirations Are Your Possibilities... 

9. The Highest Result Of Education Is Tolerence... 

10. Control Your Destiny Or Somebody Else Will...

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Did You Know???

1) If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on the right side of your mouth. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on the left side of your mouth.
2) To make half a kilo of honey, bees must collect nectar from over 2 million individual flowers.
3) Heroin is the brand name of morphine once marketed by 'Bayer'.
4) Communications giant Nokia was founded in 1865 as a wood-pulp mill by Fredrik Idestam.
5) Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult!
6) People in nudist colonies play volleyball more than any other sport.
7) Albert Einstein was offered the presidency of Israel in 1952, but he declined.
8) Astronauts can't belch - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in their stomachs.
9) Ancient Roman, Chinese and German societies often used urine as mouthwash.
10) The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night.
11) The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. In the Renaissance era, it was fashion to shave them off!
12) Because of the speed at which Earth moves around the Sun,

Why we read Bhagavad Gita???

Why we read the Bhagavad Gita, even if we can't understand it?

Bhagavad Gita

An old farmer lived on a farm in the mountains with his young grandson. Every morning, Grandpa was up early sitting at the kitchen table reading his Bhagavad Gita. His grandson wanted to be just like him and tried to imitate him in every way he could. One day the grandson asked, "Grandpa! I try to read the  Bhagavad Gita just like you but I don't understand it, and what I do understand, I forget as soon as I close the book. What good does reading the Bhagavad Gita do?".

Why Do We Shout???

‘Why do we shout in anger?’ A saint asked his disciples, ‘Why do we shout in anger? Why do people shout at each other when they are upset?’

His disciples thought for a while, one of them said, ‘Because we lose our calm, we shout for that.’

‘But, why do you shout when the other person is just next to you?’ asked the saint. ‘Isn’t it possible to speak to him or her with a soft voice? Why do you shout at a person when you’re angry?’

Dead Sea [Written By Anonymous]

Sitting in the geography class in school, I remember how fascinated I was when we were being taught all about the Dead Sea. 
If you recall, the Dead Sea is really a lake, not a sea. Its so high in salt content that the human body can float easily. One can almost lie down and read a book! 
The salt in the Dead Sea is as high as 35% - almost 10 times the normal ocean water. And all that saltiness has meant that there is no life at all in the Dead Sea. No fish. No vegetation. No sea animals. Nothing lives in the Dead sea.
 
Hence the name: Dead Sea.
 
While the Dead Sea has remained etched in my memory, I don't seem to recall learning about the Sea of Galilee in my school geography lesson. So, when I heard about the Sea of Galilee & the Dead Sea and, the tale of the two seas - I was intrigued. 
Turns out that the Sea of Galilee is just north of the Dead Sea. Both, the Sea of Galilee and the Dead Sea, receive their water from river Jordan. Yet, they are very, very different.
 
Unlike the Dead Sea, the Sea of Galilee is pretty, resplendent with rich, colorful marine life. There are lots of plants and lot of fish, too. In fact, the sea of Galilee is home to over twenty different types of fishes.
Same region, same source of water, and yet, one sea is full of life, the other is dead. How come?
 
Here is why. 
The River Jordan flows into the Sea of Galilee and then flows out. The water simply passes through the Sea of Galilee in and out - and that keeps the Sea healthy and vibrant, teeming with marine life.
 
But, the Dead Sea is so far below the sea level, that it has no outlet. The water flows in from the river Jordan, but does not flow out. There are no outlet streams at all. It is estimated that over a million tons of water evaporates from the Dead Sea every day, leaving it salty. Too full of minerals and unfit for any marine life.
 
The Dead Sea takes water from the River Jordan, and holds it. It does not give/flow out. Result? No life at all.
 
Think about it.
 
Life is not just about getting. Its about giving, sharing. We all need to be a bit like the Sea of Galilee.
 
We are fortunate to get wealth, knowledge, love and respect. But, if we don't learn to give, we could all end up like the Dead Sea. The love, the respect, the wealth and the knowledge; could all evaporate. Like the water in the Dead Sea.
 
If we get the Dead Sea mentality of merely taking in more water, more money, more of everything, the results can be disastrous. 
A good idea to make sure that in the sea of your own life, you must have outlets. Many outlets  for love, wealth and everything else that you get in your life. 
Make sure you don't just get, you give out, too. Open the taps. And you'll be opening the floodgates to happiness.
 
Make that a habit. To share.
To give.
Experience life. Experience the magic of giving..!